A guy is waiting for his turn in the loo since you are inside. Then you realize after doing a serious load that the toilet cant flush!
You fart coz you are alone in the house and then someone knocks at the door.
You get into a matatu and cant find your wallet. Finally you remember exactly where it is, which is nowhere near the matatu.
You go out with classy people and to show your prowess, you order something you have no freaking idea what it is simply coz you saw the word chicken. You then realize there is very little of chicken and alot of disgusting stuff.
A girl/guy wants to kiss you and you go on panic mode. The person is fly yes. Its your mouth you arent sure of.
For guys, you decide to pee in a bush coz no one is coming on bith sides. On unleashing your Kiogothe, the girl of your dreams appears from the other side.
For girls, you see some guys staring and you decide to swing your booty. But as Karma would have it, you trip and fall on that booty!
You go to a hotel and hold mandazi with a serviette. On you first bite, you accidentally bite off a substancial amount of the serviette.
You sneeze in public and out comes the product we all love to hate. Its normal to sneeze anyway so you dont panic. You reach into your pocket for a handkerchief and all your senses say PANIC. You dont have a handkerchief.
You are going for an nterview and in the lift, you puch some old mzee since he is so clumsy and you in such a hurry. You get to the interview room later and find him sitted there.
Have a lovely week now, wont you?
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