Q. what happened when a brunette told a blonde to kiss her ass ?
A. she bent down and did it!!!!!!!
Q.did you ever hear of the man whose left side got cut of?
A.he's all right now
Q. Why did the Football Coach go to the bank?
A, Because he had to get his Quarterback
Q. Why do hunters make the best lovers?
A. Because the go deep into the bush, they shoot more than once, and they eat what they shoot.
Q. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
A. She always ran away from the ball.
Q: Why does the third month always get tired
A: Because it is always marching!
Q: What did the mayonnaise say when the boy opened the refrigerator door?
A: I'm dressing!!!!
when you were little you were so ugly that your momma had to feed you with a sling shot
Egocentric: A person who believes he is everything you know you are.
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