SATISFACTION

"How to Satisfy a Woman Every Time"
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, deliver, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffy lube, stroke, console, hug, purr, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, entertain, charm, lug drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, deliver, implore, shower, shave, trust, grovel, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter up, hear, listen, understand, respect, entertain, loco mote, jitterbug, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, calm, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, anglicize, murmur, snoozle, snurfle, snuggle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spot-weld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, deliver, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin', deliver, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip dry, knead, puree, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, fondle, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship,

and then go back,

and do it again.

"How To Satisfy A Man Every Time"

1. Show up
2. Naked
3. Bring beer
{beer is optional}